Oki-dokey
Two years in Okinawa
Thursday, November 23, 2017
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
The man who would not utter Atari
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Gatton and Brisbane
Sunday, July 2, 2017
Sydneymania
Sydney was a beautiful port call. I purchased a Montague folding bike at Velomania and cycled around the city with a colleague who also owns a folding bike. I also saw my first Rugby game. Sydney is one of the finest world class cities I have ever experienced, it's more majestic than San Francisco.
Saturday, June 24, 2017
Work humor
My colleague, who stands the Quebec* watch on the ship, requested I write a song about him. Be careful what you ask for. It's the reactions of the guy that sits behind Quebec, that inspired me.
Post! Post! Post it to stage!**
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,***
Why not just post it to stage?
My name is Quebec,
And I say "what the heck!"
If I've got a morsel or tidbit or two,
Something of interest, what do I do?
I put it in chat, and then that's that,
but I just call it "stage".
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
* A watch stander representing the Command & Control Warfare Commander
** "Stage" is jargon for chat software.
*** FITREP is a Fitness Report, a job performance report
****Australian slang: "Okay, who farted?"
Post! Post! Post it to stage!**
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,***
Why not just post it to stage?
My name is Quebec,
And I say "what the heck!"
If I've got a morsel or tidbit or two,
Something of interest, what do I do?
I put it in chat, and then that's that,
but I just call it "stage".
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
"Who opened his lunch?"****
I opened my lunch,
To share with you
all of the pleasures I dine
Sandwiches, pastries
and vittles divine.
I put it in chat and
then that's that,
but I just call it stage.
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
* A watch stander representing the Command & Control Warfare Commander
** "Stage" is jargon for chat software.
*** FITREP is a Fitness Report, a job performance report
****Australian slang: "Okay, who farted?"
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