Thursday, November 23, 2017
Sunday, October 1, 2017
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
The man who would not utter Atari
Wednesday, August 2, 2017
Gatton and Brisbane
Sunday, July 2, 2017
Sydneymania
Saturday, June 24, 2017
Work humor
My colleague, who stands the Quebec* watch on the ship, requested I write a song about him. Be careful what you ask for. It's the reactions of the guy that sits behind Quebec, that inspired me.
Post! Post! Post it to stage!**
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,***
Why not just post it to stage?
My name is Quebec,
And I say "what the heck!"
If I've got a morsel or tidbit or two,
Something of interest, what do I do?
I put it in chat, and then that's that,
but I just call it "stage".
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
* A watch stander representing the Command & Control Warfare Commander
** "Stage" is jargon for chat software.
*** FITREP is a Fitness Report, a job performance report
****Australian slang: "Okay, who farted?"
Post! Post! Post it to stage!**
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,***
Why not just post it to stage?
My name is Quebec,
And I say "what the heck!"
If I've got a morsel or tidbit or two,
Something of interest, what do I do?
I put it in chat, and then that's that,
but I just call it "stage".
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
"Who opened his lunch?"****
I opened my lunch,
To share with you
all of the pleasures I dine
Sandwiches, pastries
and vittles divine.
I put it in chat and
then that's that,
but I just call it stage.
Post! Post! Post it to stage!
Post! Post! It's all the rage!
If I've got a SITREP, or an adverse FITREP,
Why not just post it to stage?
* A watch stander representing the Command & Control Warfare Commander
** "Stage" is jargon for chat software.
*** FITREP is a Fitness Report, a job performance report
****Australian slang: "Okay, who farted?"
Saturday, June 17, 2017
The Valerie Cranmer Song
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| Valerie Cranmer. Non-stop glamour. |
I wish I could be more like Valerie Cranmer
The life of a Marine is filled with such glamour
When I am with Valerie, all I do is stammer
I wish I could be more like Valerie Cranmer
One day I had to go on a deployment,
but Valerie got signed up for some enjoyment
"Valerie will you stay aboard the Dok Do?"
Where she was treated like an O-6, I do know.
Oh, I wish I could be more like Valerie Cranmer
The life of a Marine is filled with such glamour
When I am with Valerie, all I do is stammer
I wish I could be more like Valerie Cranmer
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
Hypnotic Blue
I admired the wind over the deep blue waters of the Western Pacific today. It is unlike any color I have seen. The sunlight's penetrations through the surface kept me in a trance. This is the last deployment of my tour attached to this Expeditionary Strike Group. When I return, I will take leave to travel to Angkor Wat and Chiang Mai.Monday, July 11, 2016
Summer Holiday
Shanghai was a brief layover, but the hour drive from the airport to the hotel was a mind boggling forest of 30-story skyscrapers, mainly housing. I do not understand how humans can live there. Shanghai illustrates China's unbridled growth. A Hong Kong native would remark that Shanghai is known for its pollution. We stayed in the City Center, but had no time to walk the Bund, the nearby waterfront. We stayed in a very swank five star on the 30-something story.
Hong Kong is where our real vacation began. Our hotel was terrific. A four star teaching hotel and restaurant, the T-Hotel occupies the sixth floor of a six floor building, the remaining floors are school house. We stayed on the quiet side of Hong Kong island, a welcomed relief from the high rise development at the center of the city on the north side. The view was tranquil.
Highlights of Hong Kong included a sky tram to the giant Buddha; having a few bespoke suits, shirts, and pyjamas made by celebrity tailor and fellow Rotarian, Raja; a Portuguese lunch in old town Macau; and a sublime Canton opera. The Canton opera piece was such an interesting cultural experience, we were the only westerners there. Canton opera is perhaps a dying art form, as only the older generation patronize.
We will finish up our holiday enjoying Okinawa.
Hong Kong is where our real vacation began. Our hotel was terrific. A four star teaching hotel and restaurant, the T-Hotel occupies the sixth floor of a six floor building, the remaining floors are school house. We stayed on the quiet side of Hong Kong island, a welcomed relief from the high rise development at the center of the city on the north side. The view was tranquil.
Highlights of Hong Kong included a sky tram to the giant Buddha; having a few bespoke suits, shirts, and pyjamas made by celebrity tailor and fellow Rotarian, Raja; a Portuguese lunch in old town Macau; and a sublime Canton opera. The Canton opera piece was such an interesting cultural experience, we were the only westerners there. Canton opera is perhaps a dying art form, as only the older generation patronize.
We will finish up our holiday enjoying Okinawa.
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| Not the Opera we saw, but this image is representative of Canton Opera. |
| Hong Kong Harbour |
| Old parts of Macau really do look like Lisbon, down to the pavement. |
| We were enchanted by this temple in Macau. |
| Bullfighting in Okinawa is not between toro and toreodor, but toro and toro. |
Thursday, February 18, 2016
Making the best of it
Let's hear it for Ariel, the amazing stateroom cohabitant. She and I have been enjoying the space until occupant number three joins us next month. I just shifted over to a night shift as I study for my board at the end of the month for one of my primary duties. I saw daylight today! I walked on the weatherdeck for a few moments to take in the fine day. I miss windows!
Sunday, February 7, 2016
Underway
Sadly, I must leave Richard for a few months as I learn the ropes of my new job. The good news is Richard gets the car to himself. Richard and I have been making the best of above average base housing. We are still waiting for our Household Goods, but have loaner furniture in the interim. We have discovered a few interesting restaurants in walking distance.
Saturday, January 23, 2016
A 25 year old Okinawa City tradition
Yesterday we visited the Okinawa City Business Fair. The turn out for this event was low as it has been fairly cold here. I purchased some rather expensive lime honey, and was handed a raffle ticket of some kind then escorted to some Chamber of Commerce games tent. I turned the crank and the box spit out a green bead, and I won. I won big. A tote bag filled with gourmet delights of Okinawa- sauces, cakes, and booze mostly. It has to be said, the Okinawan women at the concession booths marvelled at Richard with "he's so big!"
Tangerines and pineapples
Last Monday, we located a tangerine grove in the north, north of Nago. The flavor is excellent. Following that we experienced the bizarre Pineapple Park. I don't know how Richard does it, but he managed to find us a lovely luncheon at Café Ichara .
The Dunker
I endured an underwater egress training session last Wednesday conducted for the benefit of those likely passengers and flight crew aboard any Marine rotary flight (helicopter). The link above features the staff that shepherded me and my cohorts through this training. I found another video out there produced for UK television viewers for their version of this training for the Sea King, which is more explanatory. This is not unlike Humvee egress training that you may have endured or heard of. To date, this was the most terrifying experience of my life, especially the attempts with the added task of releasing one's body armor upside down, and under water. Oh, and blindfolded.
Saturday, January 16, 2016
We have arrived
On 8 January 2016, Richard and I arrived on Okinawa. We have accomplished much. - We have enjoyed some Okinawan cuisine, driven a fair amount in the rental car, and made a decision on our housing rental and car purchase.
- We stay in the cabins on Cape Canna on the Pacific side until we shift to our housing later this month.
- We are licensed to drive in Japan, that is, driving on the left side of the road. Richard tried his hand at driving on the Expressway yesterday.
- We are looking forward to the purchase and associated bureaucracy concerning a 2001 Mitsubishi Mirage Dingo on Tuesday.
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| Our new ride, purchased 21 January |
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